It's not stealing.

A says:
have you heard the "i stole cigarettes from the ashtray" anti-smoking ad?
B says:
nope
A says:
i heard it on the radio yesterday. so it goes like this
(girl's voice) "my friends and I would sluff school and one day we stole cigarettes from an ashtray. and my friends were like "do you want to smoke it?" and I didn't want to be lame so I did."
"we sluffed school a lot so we started stealing more cigrettes out of the ash tray, and pretty soon I started liking it."
B says:
oh good christ
A says:
OK. First of all, that's not really stealing.
If I sneezed into a tissue and threw it on the sidewalk, and you come by and pick it up and wipe your ass with it, I wouldn't say you stole my tissue.
B says:
LOL
those fucking ads make me want to smoke
just because they're so gay
A says:
But, it's worse than that
B says:
uh oh
A says:
What about the SLUFFING????
So they're all bent out of shape that the kid smoked some butts they found in an ashtray, but NOTHING, no big deal, about the sluffing???
Seriously, the girl actually said "we sluffed a lot."
B says:
hahahahaha i didn't think of that
A says:
OK, if I had 2 kids, and one didn't smoke but was sluffing, and one smoked but got straight A's, guess who's ass is going to get a kicking??
B says:
hahahaha
that's so true
fucking anti-smoking people
i swear they make more kids smoke
if the kids are anything like i was
A says:
*shakes head*