Volunteer

A: (4:18:29 PM)
this dude needs volunteers... http://flickr.com/photos/15702350@N00/2360087606/sizes/o/
B: (4:19:28 PM)
"...which will then be exhibited in a way that all subjects are compared and contrasted."
B: (4:19:30 PM)
lmao
A: (4:19:43 PM)
lol...
A: (4:20:42 PM)
"i'll volunteer, if you are like one of those caricature guys at the park, you know, the ones who draw really big heads on people..."
B: (4:21:23 PM)
LOL
B: (4:21:25 PM)
hahahahahahahaha

A recent I.M. conversation:

A: This woman should have been booked for stupidity. http://www.sltrib.com/news/ci_8715725
B: No kidding
A: Not just for putting herself in front of a car to stop it, but also for thinking there is any guy worth getting run over.
B: I'm putting this as reason #1,763 for not getting married.
A: Well, just don't get married to a crazy asshole. Wait. We're all crazy assholes.
B: Ain't that the truth.
A: I'll be the first to admit that. I'm an asshole. Now fuck off.
B: LOL