A recent I.M. conversation:

A: This woman should have been booked for stupidity. http://www.sltrib.com/news/ci_8715725
B: No kidding
A: Not just for putting herself in front of a car to stop it, but also for thinking there is any guy worth getting run over.
B: I'm putting this as reason #1,763 for not getting married.
A: Well, just don't get married to a crazy asshole. Wait. We're all crazy assholes.
B: Ain't that the truth.
A: I'll be the first to admit that. I'm an asshole. Now fuck off.
B: LOL