Another day, another teacher, another student

A says: (10:10:20 AM)
http://www.heraldextra.com/content/view/260876/17/
B says: (10:10:49 AM)
god bless BFE utah
A says: (10:11:01 AM)
"I think of all the education that I missed, but then my homework was never quite like this..." -- van halen
B says: (10:11:20 AM)
hahaha
A says: (10:11:49 AM)
she's pretty hot though. I'd hit it... don't wanna get shot by the crazy ass husband though
B says: (10:12:40 AM)
dude seriously
"found his wife and the teen downstairs with candles and oils"
bahaha i love that they put that detail in the story
A says: (10:13:46 AM)
i liked the kid's "it was just a massage" story
B says: (10:13:54 AM)
clever ;)
A says: (10:14:27 AM)
but he should have added something to make it more believable, like that he is gay.
B says: (10:14:32 AM)
lol
i don't even LIKE chicks!
A says: (10:15:00 AM)
"I'm gay. I was just giving her a massage and doing aromatherapy."
B says: (10:15:07 AM)
bahahaha
with my pants down
A says: (10:17:11 AM)
"oh that... uh... i forgot my massage roller at home so I was just improvising...
B says: (10:17:35 AM)
LOL
sick
but amusing